almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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