There is no way he is gay with that hair.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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