Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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