I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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