If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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