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Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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