college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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