you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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