I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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