What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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