Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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