I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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