you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Come on in and take your pants off
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