Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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