Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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