Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
