We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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