carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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