that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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