So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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