He told me they were just razor bumps!
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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