Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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