its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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