yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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