He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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