I love watching others lives come down to our level.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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