I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
