after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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