ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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