I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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