My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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