Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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