I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
