Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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