i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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