I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
