420 ftw
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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