and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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