I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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