I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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