But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You ruined the universe
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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