We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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