Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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