i would punch a child for taco bell
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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