This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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