Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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