She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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