3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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