I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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