just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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