I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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