Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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